Elon Musk Tackles Mind Control

by Mackenzie Hedges

**This article is just for April Fools' Day. Everything published under April Fools is satire**

Elon Musk started up SpaceX in 2002, then launching his first rocket (Falcon 1) in 2006. The latest large event to take place would have to be on May 30 of last year, when SpaceX launched its first two people into space. After taking space by storm, we now know that Musk plans to move into mind control.

The self-driving Tesla was quite astronomical in the development of automated technology. Turns out that now, people may be able to go through their day-to-day lives without having to make one “manual” decision for themselves. Musk announced his urge to create mind-control devices after his 2020 takeoff. With the many rumors surrounding chip implantations from the COVID-19 vaccine, Musk decided to make this the real deal.

If you have ever wanted to aimlessly move through your day, now is your time! Have someone else control you with the smartphone app or set yourself on a pre-laid out schedule. Musk says, “there are endless possibilities with this new technology.” He seems to hope to release this chip by the end of this year.

Not only are there benefits to the average person but, you can get specially adapted chips to help with certain jobs or enhance personality traits. If you are a phone operator, you can get a chip that memorizes your daily conversations and draws from them whenever you need. This is a whole new realm of possibilities we have never thought of before.

Eventually, you could program a person to act as the “ideal” human. Maybe schedule their days, what they wear, eat, look like. You could decide who this person is, even after they’re born. There will be continuous updates as the system collects data from the average person all the way up to the wealthiest people on Earth.

What will all of this mean for the US and other countries? Who knows. This will be transformative like nothing we’ve had before. Just get ready to find out in 2022.